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Socks "If You Can Read This Bring Me A Cold Beer"
$9.95
Shipping & Handling
Free Shipping Option: Australian orders over $249 that don't include oversize or weight items (like fermenters & 19L kegs) will see a Free Shipping option at checkout. Unfortunately we can't offer free shipping if your cart includes these items due to the wildly varying shipping cost depending on your order and location.
Paid Shipping Options: All customers (including those orders excluded from free shipping) will also be given a live quote from Auspost Standard & Express services. These include full transit insurance which the free option doesn't and will usually be faster.
Handling Time:We aim to dispatch within 24 hours, usually same day if order is placed before 1pm. Auspost does not pick up on weekends so orders placed after 1pm Friday will be dispatched on Monday.
Expected Shipping Times
- East Coast and Capital Cities: Usually delivered within 2-5 working days after dispatch.
- WA, NT, SA, TAS, and Regional Areas: Generally delivered within 5-8 working days after dispatch.
Please note that transit time is handled by Australia Post, and delays are rare but possible. We're committed to assisting you in case of any delivery hiccups.
Warranty & Returns
Returns & Warranty
- Change of Mind: 30 days
- Warranty: Up to 5 Years
We do our best to pack quickly and accurately and we sell gear that's virtually unbreakable. However there is always going to be some exceptions. How we deal with those is where iKegger shines!
Socks... So boring, unless they come with a promise of beer!
A bit of fun for Father's Day, Christmas, or Birthday.
Probably want to include a disclaimer of how many days a year they can be used when you give them though ;-)
We all know someone who'd be very happy to be given a day on the couch with these on for their special day.
Only one size available
EU 36-44 US 5.5-9.5